O is for Oxygen, P is for Potato, Q is for Quadratic Effect, R is for Rancor, S is for Spencer

This is a true story. It all happened somewhere in yesterday...

Hey everyone! So, due to my being on the mainland right now, this is the first opportunity that I've had to post. So, you get all of these posts together. Let's start with O. O is for oxygen because that's what they pump casinos full of in Vegas. I've never been to Vegas, but I have been to a casino and, for some strange reason, I always feel more awake in the casino than out of it. Coincidence? Probably not. Anyways, I went  to the casino with my dad, step-mom and brother. Here were the results:

1. Dad just lost money because he paid for us and then sat at the bar paying for drinks all night.

2. I lost 30 bucks of my dad's money.

3. My step-mom lost 40 bucks on the slot machines

4. My brother took 40 bucks and turned it into over 300. What a dick.

So next we move on to P is for Potato. Or Portal, if you will. I bought the Portal 2 pre-order and played it as soon as it came out. But, after playing for 3 hours, I realized I had forgotten to switch from my boyfriend's account to mine. So, I restarted the next day and completed the game in one sitting. Why potato though? Well, you'll just have to play the game to find out.

Q is for Quadratic Effect. This is kind of cheating because I've already blogged about this. For those of you who don't know, Quadratic Effect was the first set of books I ever wrote. Most enjoyable to write. And no, you can't read them. So terrible, they are.

R is for Rancor. From Star Wars, people! I remember that Star Wars was ruined for me when I was little because my brother told me about (SPOILER) Darth Vader being Luke's father. Seriously, when you've never seen the movie, it's really lame to have someone give that away to you. I was too young to have heard all the references to it before, but Mat just had to give it away. Stupid brother. Anyways, my point is, Rancors are scary shit and you should gtfo if you see one. Ever. Also see a psychiatrist because you'd be seeing something that doesn't actually exist...

S is for Spencer, my brother. I went to his Wedding last summer (it was fabulous) in Spirit River, Alberta. For those of you who don't know, Spirit River is a really tiny town. Like really small. Seriously, go look at a map. Anyways, Spencer was so cute in his little tux and everything and his wife looked like a princess. They're such a great couple. Really adorable. Also, Spencer reads my blogs and has been hassling me to update my other one. Don't worry Spanky; it'll happen. That's right. I called you Spanky. On the internet. What're you gonna do about it? :P

Anyways, that's my post. Enjoy. Assignment for today is to watch Star Wars. The good movies. The originals.

-Ciao!